take a breath & let the rest come easy.
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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts
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thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.


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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”


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dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe


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xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did


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theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST


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